Confession #13

My husband and I are polygamists. Not the super-religious, perverted polygamists who live on compounds and abuse minors—just the opposite. We’re just normal people who happen to be looking for a girlfriend. If we say anything, we could lose our jobs, our friends and our families. We can only be our true selves in secret and I cry to think that we will have to live this way for the rest of our lives.

Confession #12

Sometimes, I really don’t like my husband. I suppose I love him, but sometimes I just don’t. Is this normal?  I don’t get it when I see couples all happy and lovey dovey all the time. Really? Is that what I’m supposed to be like all the fucking time?

Confession #11

I eloped with a man I’ve known for two months. I haven’t told my family yet.

Confession #10

I want kids. My husband doesn’t. He thinks I’m on birth control. I’m not.

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Confession #9

I want a baby because I think it will keep my marriage together. I know that’s the wrong reason, but I don’t feel strong enough to live on my own.

Confession #8

I had an affair that started two weeks before I got married and lasted for two years.

Confession #7

When making love to my husband, I often think of Richard Simmons.

Confession #6

I can log into my husband ex-girlfriends email. And I read her emails on a regular basis. I have no idea who this girl is but her life in emails fascinates me.  I know her password only because I know the name of her dead dog since my husband once told me.

Confession #5

For April Fool’s today, I told my husband that I was pregnant. He got really excited and then I had to tell him that I was just kidding.