October 2009
1 post
Confession #13
My husband and I are polygamists. Not the super-religious, perverted polygamists who live on compounds and abuse minors—just the opposite. We’re just normal people who happen to be looking for a girlfriend. If we say anything, we could lose our jobs, our friends and our families. We can only be our true selves in secret and I cry to think that we will have to live this way for the rest...
July 2009
7 posts
Confession #12
Sometimes, I really don’t like my husband. I suppose I love him, but sometimes I just don’t. Is this normal? I don’t get it when I see couples all happy and lovey dovey all the time. Really? Is that what I’m supposed to be like all the fucking time?
Confession #11
I eloped with a man I’ve known for two months. I haven’t told my family yet.
Confession #10
I want kids. My husband doesn’t. He thinks I’m on birth control. I’m not.
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Confession #9
I want a baby because I think it will keep my marriage together. I know that’s the wrong reason, but I don’t feel strong enough to live on my own.
Confession #8
I had an affair that started two weeks before I got married and lasted for two years.
Confession #7
When making love to my husband, I often think of Richard Simmons.
April 2009
2 posts
Confession #6
I can log into my husband ex-girlfriends email. And I read her emails on a regular basis. I have no idea who this girl is but her life in emails fascinates me. I know her password only because I know the name of her dead dog since my husband once told me.
Confession #5
For April Fool’s today, I told my husband that I was pregnant. He got really excited and then I had to tell him that I was just kidding.
February 2009
2 posts
Confession #4
I have a side job that my husband doesn’t know about. I use it to make money for things I know he wouldn’t want me to buy - Marc Jacobs purses, Chloe shorts, etc. When he sees something new, I just tell him I’ve always had it and he must not remember it.
Confession #3
I know my husband’s email password. I figured it out when we were dating. He has no idea that I know and that I check his email on a regular basis.
December 2008
2 posts
Confession #2: Credit Card, Schmedit schmard
I have over $2,000 in credit card debt that my husband has no idea about. I like to shop, but I feel terrible that he has no idea. I’m not contributing to our lifelong financial goals when I buy that new fur vest or a pair of designer jeans. But I can’t stop, and he doesn’t understand.
Confession #1: What could have been?
Shortly before I married my husband, I met someone. Someone who made me believe in love at first sight. Someone who gave me the tingles the same way my husband did. Someone who I could have loved, but that someone lived 2 states away and had a girlfriend of his own. I was stuck at a point of not knowing what to do. I loved my husband. The wedding big, fancy wedding was practically paid for and...